family research council automated push-poll
*phone rings*
hello?
*pre-recorded, male, vaguely african-american voice begins to run*
hello. this is a 45-second survey. do you intend to vote in the 2008 presidential election?
yes.
this question concerns the attempts of some radical members of society trying to create a two-tiered system of justice. do you believe that all human life should be protected equally under the law?
depends on what you mean by “human life.”
please answer yes, no, or repeat.
repeat.
this question concerns the attempts of some radical members of society trying to create a two-tiered system of justice. do you believe that all human life should be protected equally under the law?
*sigh*
no.
are you male?
no.
are you over fifty?
no.
thank you. this survey was authorized and sponsored by the family research council.
*click*
how much do you wanna bet this gets publicized as a properly conducted public opinion poll? and i’d love to see the entire instrument.
July 27th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
LOL — I love it! So, you are clearly against the Equal Protection clause in every application.
I can’t believe you answered that way to a vaguely African American voice! Have you no shame???