it comes down to this: you just need to ask the right person.

nick frost came up with what is by far the best (and, damn it, implementable) course of action regarding the house next door. it was beautiful in its simplicity, and had edgar wright doubled over in laughter.

1. break in to the unfinished house
2. pry up the floorboards and fill the space with hundreds of condoms filled with dog shit
3. replace floorboards
4. wait

so much simpler than the ritual sacrifice of ravers in the living room we had been planning! (although i should’ve asked nick how to get the dog to poop into the condoms…)

p.s. hot fuzz nearly had me peeing in my pants.