Emergency Declaration on Simile Usage

To: All Readers of BC4, and the World at Large
From: GatLouca and JGumby314
Re: Simile to be permanently retired, replaced

You are hereby instructed that the phrase “like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic” shall no longer be part of the popular lexicon. It shall heretoforth be replaced with “like adding sugar to the kool-aid in Jonestown.”

This change comes as the result of intense and sometimes acrimonious discussion, which Your puny brains would be unable to comprehend. Do not attempt to Think. Simply Obey.