uses for which a new law diploma is contraindicated:
- makeshift umbrella to get from mcdonough to car
- car seat protector for greasy shwarma
- bug swatter (rolled up)
- spider “shoo!-er”
- placeholder in bar/bri exercise book
- teaser for dog - unattended
those damn diplomas should come with warning labels.
June 26th, 2006 at 3:22 am
Alas, I don’t even have a diploma to swat away the flies with. What does it matter? Let them swarm.