from this post…

1. How does the world see you?
“call me,” blondie. um…

2. Will I have a happy life?
“headhunter v.1.0,” front 242. i can’t figure how to apply this to life.

3. What do my friends think of me?
“down and out in paradise,” john mellencamp. i guess there are worse places to be down & out. and my backyard is lush like eden.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
“dress rehearsal for reproduction,” god lives underwater. really. looks like an unequivocal yes.

5. How can I make myself happy?
“dreaming of me,” depeche mode. happiness lies within.

6. What should I do with my life?
“paper and iron (notes and coin),” xtc. work for a white-shoe law firm, apparently. i wonder if that answer would fly in an interview…. “and why do you want to work for us?” “my ipod told me to.”

7. Will I ever have children?
“24,” jem. the lyrics are not promising, given it’s a song about a woman with 24 hours to live — “…and i can’t believe/how i’ve been wasting my time…”

8. What is some good advice for me?
“feel like makin’ love,” melissa ferrick (excellent cover of the roberta flack song). i’m seeing a pattern here… “…when you talk to me, when you’re moanin’ sweet & low/when you’re touchin’ me and my feelins start to show…”

9. How will I be remembered?
“mary’s operation,” 23 skidoo. this is a song that i don’t think i’ve ever listened to.

10. What’s my signature dance song?
“filling up with heaven,” human league. not really dancy, and it’s all about dependence on someone else. i like dancing alone!

11. What’s my current theme song?
“falling for you,” jem. i find this hilarious.

12. What do others think my current theme song is?
“roadrunner,” the modern lovers. apparently others think i’m zipping around, in love with modern moonlight.

13. What shall they play at my funeral?
“kiss them for me,” siouxsie & the banshees. you know it. i may be delayed.

14. What type of men do I like?
“who needs love like that,” erasure. creepy. there was a phase in my life… you know, the wrong boy phase in every girl’s life…

15. How’s my love life?
“human fly,” the cramps. bwah!