wow.
a movie so bad, a review can only be expressed as a mathematical formula.
james has a review in english, if you’re not up on your math.
a movie so bad, a review can only be expressed as a mathematical formula.
james has a review in english, if you’re not up on your math.
March 3rd, 2006 at 8:25 pm
[...] Update: Jenny has a much more succinct review on her site. Christian: [takes film off the projector] You desecrated a classic film. This is worse than “Godfather III.” Gibson: Whoa, whoa, hey, whoa! Let’s not say things we can’t take back. –The Simpsons [...]
March 3rd, 2006 at 9:46 pm
But was the fighting any good?
March 3rd, 2006 at 10:23 pm
unfortunately, no. it may have been well-choreographed, but the cinematography was such that there was no way to tell. the most interesting thing about the movie were the supersaturated colors and the comic book stylization (but sin city did better).
March 10th, 2006 at 11:50 am
[...] I regret talking Scott into going to see this movie. It was easily the worst movie I’ve ever seen. I think Laloca said it well when she said the movie could best be represented this way: [...]
August 8th, 2006 at 4:03 pm
[...] For the latest: dcblogs.com/live Also Noted: Why aren’t there police on foot in the U Street area? That’s what Dog Eat Dog DC wants to know. I can honestly say I have never seen an MPD officer walking U Street. Never. When I do see an MPD car its whizzing on by and into patrol car oblivion. What good does that do?! Important medical advice: Wouldn’t you rather have a brain surgeon with a British accent than one with a Southern one? From a post about British accents by Sarcastic and Cyncial Artist’s studios from 190 sq. feet at $206 a month at DC Art News. Metro DC Sewer worries that the driving cell phone ban will be expanded to include hands free devices. So I guess that means cops will be able to pull me over on Connecticut Avenue if they see me giving myself a pep talk because, gasp, I could have been talking on a hands free phone. Foggy Bottom ale is evidently shutting operations. There’s a good column in WaPo by Marc Fisher. While on the subject of Foggy Bottom … Lindy’s Red Lion drew a reviewer from dcfud who wrote this: When my defeated-looking basket arrived, the tiny meat patty reminded me of the Midwestern highschoolers, cold, thin, and greasy. It’s still a great neighborhood/GWU hangout. GWU’s spectacular last second victory over Charlotte recounted on Colonial Hoops. The ball bounced off the far end of the rim, which was then grabbed by Carl Elliott, who in mid air, put the ball in as time expired, giving GW the one point victory. DCist also has report and photos. Stop toying with me already. Funny little quip by someone waiting to find if they made it into GWU. By Retius. Movie reviews: A review of the movie Ultraviolet expressed as a mathematical formula. (In short, the movie doesn’t add up) By Baggage Carousel 4 Nice theater, however: Tonight we finally went to AFI’s Silver Theater and saw Night Watch, part one of the Russian vampire trilogy. The theatre was beautiful and really huge, but there was hardly anyone there. From Black Eyes and Checkerspots [...]
June 24th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
[...] i could write an entire newspaper-length review of 1408, but it just wouldn’t be worth it. but since it wasn’t quite bad enough to warrant a formulaic review, here’s the skinny: [...]