ode to biologicals
a fever haemorrhagic
with consequences tragic
liquefying tummy
internal organs runny
skin with gooey bubbles
and other icky troubles
grosser than schistosomiasis,
the plague or oncocerchiasis,
ebola’s nasty
as diseases go,
but you’re probably safe if you stay away
from reston, gabon, or congo
*ahem* amazing what you dig up when you start deleting e-mails from the sentmail folder. (this ditty was dated 12/28/01)
May 19th, 2003 at 12:24 pm
Oh freddled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
see if I don’t!
-Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz